(oh first please note the lovely water damage on the wall of our brand new apartment. nope, maintenance still has not come to fix it. forever a blemish on the wall of #4103)
So here it is.
It is a universally noted problem that here in 4103 we have a problem of keeping our toilet paper stocked. In fact 3/4 of the time we have to resort to cotton balls. It's even got so bad that my roommates keep secret stock piles of toilet paper and hide them for a special occasion. Of course I don't have a pile- no I have to be considerate and buy paper for the general public and oh do they use it. So when it runs out I have nothing to wipe my butt with and the roomies just break out their stock pile. Well not any MORE!!!! I now too have a stock pile.
Desperate times call for desperate measures folks.
And if you've lived the college student life then you know what kind of desperate I'm talking about and I know you won't judge me for my ridiculous act of desperation.
I stole toilet paper from a building on campus.
So I was out late studying in my favorite building the HFAC when I decided to use the bathroom before I left so I could use as much toilet paper as I pleased. As I was in the stall I realized that there was a plethora of toilet paper and that perhaps I'd take a little more than warranted.
So, I will confess, I stuffed toilet paper in my backpack and went home.
And now I too have a stockpile.
I should probably tell you I have no money and one more week till I go home....
so I feel it's justifiable.